WHERE D'YA PUT YER WILLY?

WHERE D'YA PUT YER WILLY?

Paperback & eBook / 2012

Jeff's debut novel is a mad cap, frantic tale of initiation into the world of London drag and the Essex Mafia. First published in 2012 by Bright Pen. The book has an original soundtrack and is full of brand new songs written and produced by Jeff, soon to be released as an album to accompany the story.

In 2012 Jeff was invited to read from his book for Paul Burston's Polari Salon at London's Southbank Centre. An excerpt from the book was published in Theatre & Perform Magazine. The same year, Jeff planted a tree to contribute towards the re-growth of paper used for his book's first edition print run.

The second edition of the book was published with a new cover design by Mr Binks Media in 2015. The first of a two-part saga, the book's sequel Where's Yer Willy Now? was published July 2019.

Written by Jeff Kristian. Edited by Robert Ingham. Published by Mr Binks Media.

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Where D'Ya Put Yer Willy?: Paperback

£17.95

Upon the sudden death of Jewish drag queen Letitia Von Schabernacket, closeted Essex geezer Michael is left a small fortune and fifty per cent shares in a notorious Soho drag club, Sugar Sugar. But to inherit, he must become a drag queen at the club for six weeks, under the guiding hands of his new drag sisters Connie and Chastity, as they try to

Upon the sudden death of Jewish drag queen Letitia Von Schabernacket, closeted Essex geezer Michael is left a small fortune and fifty per cent shares in a notorious Soho drag club, Sugar Sugar. But to inherit, he must become a drag queen at the club for six weeks, under the guiding hands of his new drag sisters Connie and Chastity, as they try to hide him from the violent Essex Mafia and unravel the devious plan that's hideously thrown them all together. Sibling rivalry with Connie is hard. Though motherly Chastity does the best he can to hold it together through ladies nights, weddings, funerals, drugs deals, seances and sadomasochism. But complicated secrets surface, and it appears Michael has more in common with Sugar Sugar and its glittery inhabitants than he could ever have imagined!

354 PAGES / ENGLISH LANGUAGE / MR BINKS MEDIA / 12.7 x 2.62 x 20.32 cm / 0992845637

Where D'Ya Put Yer Willy?: Unisex T-Shirt

£16.00

You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd²

You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua

Where D'Ya Put Yer Willy?: Unisex Sweatshirt

£27.00

A sturdy and warm sweatshirt bound to keep you warm in the colder months. A pre-shrunk, classic fit sweater that's made with air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel and reduced pilling.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
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A sturdy and warm sweatshirt bound to keep you warm in the colder months. A pre-shrunk, classic fit sweater that's made with air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel and reduced pilling.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

Jeff Kristian