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Selene Kapsaski’s musical/comedy/horror feature film Spidarlings tells the story of lesbian couple Eden and Matilda, victims of the British welfare system. As they struggle to get by, they are constantly intimidated by their Landlord who threatens to evict them. Eden’s investment in a pet tarantula changes their lives forever.
Jeff stars as The Diva and The Jogger and is the writer and producer of the film’s soundtrack, singing three of his own songs on screen: Juicy Grils, Stronger Every Day and We Are Empowered. Also starring Sophia Disgrace (Grindsploitation), Rahel Kapsaski (Bundy And The Green River Killer), Lee Mark Jones(Jurassic Predator), Rusty Goffe (Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince), Gabriella Kapsaski (Waxhouse Rock), Lynne Ruth Miller (Britain's Got Talent), Lloyd Kaufman (The Toxic Avenger), Chris Repps (Still Life), June Brown (Eastenders),Tiffaney Wells (Troma Presents), Soozi Chameleone (Trashtastic) and Selene Kapsaski (Films Confiscated From A French Brothel).
Spidarlings premiered at Whirled Cinema, Brixton 2016. It screen at Manchester Film Vault, Worcester Pride and the Breda Film Festival in Holland. It was released on BluRay 10th July 2018. In 2021, Mr Binks Media presented Jeff with a plaque to commemorate 40 million streams of the soundtrack's song Nadine. The same year, Screen Rant Magazine listed Spidalrings the number one Troma movie of all time. 2021, Scariest Things Magazine's Dead List ranked it seventeenth all time horror musical movie, below Little Shop Of Horrors and The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
The original soundtrack album of the 2016 Salem Kapsaski horror comedy musical Spidarlings. Performed by Jeff Kristian, except The Spider In Love by Two Russian Cowboys, A Man Of My Word by Chris Repps, Sing A Happy Song by Tiffaney Wells, Kerching! and Pulling Through by Sophia Disgrace and Grace Keegan, Count To Ten Start Again by Sophia Disgrace and Jeff Kristian, The Good, The Mad & The Beautiful and The Hammer Will Fall by Gypsy Lee Pistolero, Lullabyby Sophia Disgrace and Spidarlings by Bloody F Mess Circus).
RE-ISSUE / 31ST OCTOBER 2021
THE SPIDER IN LOVE / JUICY GIRLS / ROCKABILITY / HISPANIC SUNSET / A MAN OF MY WORD / SING A HAPPY SONG / KERCHING! / MR BANNER / ARACHNOSEX / STRONGER EVERY DAY / MYSTIQUE / WE ARE EMPOWERED / NADINE / COUNT TO TEN START AGAIN / THE GOOD, THE MAD & THE BEAUTIFUL / THE HAMMER WILL FALL / BIOMECHANICAL / LULLABY / SPIDARLINGS
The 5th Anniversary re-mastered re-issue of the soundtrack album of the 2016 Salem Kapsaski horror comedy musical Spidarlings. Available to stream, as a digital download and CD. Performed by Jeff Kristian, except The Spider In Love by Two Russian Cowboys, A Man Of My Word by Chris Repps, Sing A Happy Song by Tiffaney Wells, Kerching! by Sophia Disgrace and Grace Keegan, Count To Ten Start Again by Sophia Disgrace and Jeff Kristian, The Good, The Mad & The Beautiful and The Hammer Will Fall by Gypsy Lee Pistolero, Lullabyby Sophia Disgrace and Spidarlings by Bloody F Mess Circus).